Afternoon Office Antics!!!

So I'm in my office, working hard {like I do everyday, ;o) ;o) } and then I get a text message from a coworker from down the hall! Like she couldn't call my office, walk to my office or send an email, LOL! The text reads, in part, "Did you know that Johnson & Johnson personally tests and sanitizes their rectal thermometers". WTH??? She had me rolling! OMG! I didn't think I'd finish my work I was laughing so hard. But she was being serious!

My boss is even a character! She sends out the quirky interoffice emails that really makes you laugh, but she too is trying to be serious. She sent an email the other day to us that read, in part, "By the power invested in me by the company of MSIL, I here by grant you an extra minute to remove the plastic rings from the coke cans before you place them in the refrigerator. Thank you. Signed, Middle Management" How can you NOT laugh at that?! To make matters funnier, the office manager responded to the email by stating "I'm guilty of placing the sprites in there without removing the rings. But give me credit for placing them in there so that the will be nice cold for the next person! Thank you. Signed, Upper Management" Oh, it gets worse! A coworker responded "What's the status on the margarita machine? Signed, No Management"

Last week we got an email from the boss lady that read, "E Coli called and is looking for a new place to live in the Microwave. His pal, Sal Minella is also looking for a new place in the fridge. Do your part and lets evict these residents!"

A few months ago, we got an email that read, "At the end of the day will you please remove your science projects so that we will have room for the covered dishes tomorrow? Thank you. "

Do you see what I put up with? On a daily basis?? It's like a circus there! LOL! But I love those ladies and I'm truly blessed to have such a great place to work at! The fellowship is outstanding!

Ode to the Fall TV Line Up

Yes, it's that time again. The new fall season line up on TV has begun. I must say, WOW!

MONDAY NIGHT:
I watch you, CSI: Miami and let me tell you, I'm quite disappointed. It's rumored that Eric will be leaving the show. I say BOO! BOO to you, you unholy writers of the show! Do not let Eric leave! What ever will Callie do now? They just started their relationship!

Two and Half Men, what the hell? You've turned Charlie into a homebody, monogamous gob of goo! And turned Allen into the man whore! No wonder this is your last season!

Accidentally on Purpose, I can't seem to bring myself to watch such a ridiculous excuse for a show. Could you have chosen a more demeaning role for a woman? Puh---lease!!!

Big Bang Theory... The jury is still out on you. I don't know if I like this whole Penny and Leonard dating thing. It was much better when it was all awkward and stuff. But I still love you none the less and will continue to watch you!

How I Met Your Mother... Ok who is the mother already?????!!!! Will Ted EVER find his future wife? I mean seriously? And why the hell did you have to put Barney and Robin together as a couple? Seriously? Have you run out of that MANY ideas for a show?

House... I love you. But come on! Give House his license back already! And Thirteen, quit being such a whiney two-old, witch who's on a perpetual period! Take the job back and get over yourself! It's not all about you! It's all about House, that's why it's called House!!!!

TUESDAY NIGHT:

NCIS... Jury is still out on you as well. Ziva will you quit being such a martyr?! Swallow your pride, grow a pair and tell your father that you are no longer with the Masaad and that you are now a permenant member of the NCIS! Seriously!

NCIS: LA... Chris O'Donnell... enough said

WEDNESDAY NIGHT:

Crininal Minds... Doin' good! Going strong! No complaints in this department!

CSI:NY... I don't know... ever since Danny got shot and lost the use of his legs and now that he's a father, it just seems weird! He's so bitter all the time...

THURSDAY NIGHT:

Grey's Anatomy... Izzy, you're such a drama queen. Big deal, you beat cancer, good for you! Now quit acting like a freakin' martyr and act like a doctor and a newly wed wife! Meredith, ever since she got married (on a post-it note! i'm so tired of hearing about that as well) you've become like the "mother hen" of the group! Just because you got married, doesn't mean you have to sell out and act like a "mother hen". OMG! So the hospital merged with another hospital, BFD! Get over yourselves and quit whining! You won't lose your jobs!

CSI... You just HAD to bring back Sarah didn't you? And what the hell is up with Sarah starting to act all intelligent and knowledgable... just because you married Grissom! WTH?!

FRIDAY NIGHT:

Medium... love the new network, love the new enhancement on Allison's gift and love that the girls are starting to get their gifts!

Ghost Whisperer... Love the leap to 5 yrs in the future. Melinda's little boy is adorable!

SUNDAY NIGHT:

Dexter... looks like Dex has got his hands full this season! I really wish Rita would grow a pair and quit whining to Dex everytime the baby cries! It's her fault he got into an accident and nearly got caught for his last kill!!! Rita quit being a whiney baby! I love the new serial killer plot! This is going to be a great season for Dexter... as long a Rita will stop whining!!!!!

Cold Case... still love you! nothing significant has changed which I LOVE!

Desperate Housewives... UGH! You always suck me in! You can have the cheesiest and stupidest story line but somehow I still get sucked in! Kudos to you for causing my brain to rot!!!

Saturday nights are reserved for LSU games!!!!!!!!!!