Afternoon Office Antics!!!

So I'm in my office, working hard {like I do everyday, ;o) ;o) } and then I get a text message from a coworker from down the hall! Like she couldn't call my office, walk to my office or send an email, LOL! The text reads, in part, "Did you know that Johnson & Johnson personally tests and sanitizes their rectal thermometers". WTH??? She had me rolling! OMG! I didn't think I'd finish my work I was laughing so hard. But she was being serious!

My boss is even a character! She sends out the quirky interoffice emails that really makes you laugh, but she too is trying to be serious. She sent an email the other day to us that read, in part, "By the power invested in me by the company of MSIL, I here by grant you an extra minute to remove the plastic rings from the coke cans before you place them in the refrigerator. Thank you. Signed, Middle Management" How can you NOT laugh at that?! To make matters funnier, the office manager responded to the email by stating "I'm guilty of placing the sprites in there without removing the rings. But give me credit for placing them in there so that the will be nice cold for the next person! Thank you. Signed, Upper Management" Oh, it gets worse! A coworker responded "What's the status on the margarita machine? Signed, No Management"

Last week we got an email from the boss lady that read, "E Coli called and is looking for a new place to live in the Microwave. His pal, Sal Minella is also looking for a new place in the fridge. Do your part and lets evict these residents!"

A few months ago, we got an email that read, "At the end of the day will you please remove your science projects so that we will have room for the covered dishes tomorrow? Thank you. "

Do you see what I put up with? On a daily basis?? It's like a circus there! LOL! But I love those ladies and I'm truly blessed to have such a great place to work at! The fellowship is outstanding!